I don't want to live in Egypt

So here is the thing. I think that Egypt would be a wonderful transition to the middle east. I think It would help us acclimate. But I don't want to live there. It sounds so urban and crowded and dirty.
I want to have a farm. A self sufficient farm. 1 acre for growing vegetables, 1 acre for fruits, like trees. 2 for growing barley. 1 acres for 6 sheep, and a goat, for milk. sheep for food and wool. oo and 1 acre for chickens, starrage and misc. Then a half acre for the house or less even. The house would have to have enough rooms so my and mine got a room, the kid got one, a mens living room and a wemons, bigger because it would be multi puros. just need one bath room really. yep that would be dreamy......
We get up and get reay for fajr, feed the animals, and pray. Milk the goat, collect the eggs and make breakfast. After breakfast school time and Mine goes to work the fields and what not. I start lunch, send the kid does his chores and I clean the house work on my sewing and weaving. lunch, pray dthur and then back to work. the kid finishes school work and chores and goes off to play. I start dinner, get VERY fresh meat and then after dinner we all relax for a bit before bed. me with the web, the man with video games, and the kid legos......then bath and bed. yep that would be cool. my life wouldnt be a whole lot difrent but the food would be fresher.